Satanism in Iowa–Buy and Read the Satanic Bible Already
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Okay, this line the prosecutor’s spewing about sacrifice rituals fromThe Satanic Bible is obviously a bunch of crap. If anybody would just buy and read the damn book, they’d know this isn’t advocated. But that would require a little bit o’ acting intelligent, wouldn’t it?
I guess I’m just pissy that all my Satanism blog searches keep turning up this crap. Maybe it’ll be all over with real soon, and I can go back to reading real evil!
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Monster Information You Need To Know
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Gelatinous Cube –a website of fact and occasional conjecture.
It Puts The Bacon In Its Mouth
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Well, it does.
My Thoughts on Agape
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hAHA here we go:
Ipsum Lorem Fetum Tedum
Oooh, Oooh, The Upfuckingcoming ***Fourth Edition***!!!!
Posted by Karl in Dungeons & Dragons, RPGs
Dungeons & Dragons needs a 4th Edition like I need a fucking rubber roach penis stapled to my forehead.
Take that chip and eat it with a can of green salsa!
(Then say it three times real fast. In court. I didn’t.)
Always yours, except when I’m not,
KB
Sheeple & People
Posted by Karl in Politics You Fuckers
Someone has a tagline that says, “Ron Paul, turning our nations [sic] sheeple into people.”
If this were possible then I’d be all for it. Seems to me like the sheeple actively resist being turned into people. What’s that one Aliester Crowley line about, “I alwys start out treating someone like a king but nine times out of ten they insist that I treat them otherwise,”?
I don’t know, because I loaned my copy of Magick Without Tears to a hottie in Florida (occult book lovers everywhere will understand she had to be pretty goddamn fine). But that quote could account for why some people thought he was such an asshole, and why some people (such as myself…) are proud to call him Brother Predurabo. But let’s jump back on those damn sheeple.
[edit] I wrote a bunch of crap about how great America is for two paragraphs and said the same damn things in each one. And you know I fuckin’ believe it–just look at that Hostgator button on the sidebar. But I don’t really feel great about most Americans, or maybe even most Terrans, or that green chili I had for lunch to days ago but still won’t seem to leave my ass alone (what do they make that shit with, bubble gum?).
So let’s just say that instead of trying some stupid shit about turning sheeple into people, let’s just make fur coats and veal and lamb skin prophylactics out of’em. Yes, that was John S. Hall reference, go listen to Happy Hour already.
“What,” you ask, “the living unholy fuck does this have to do with Sword & Sorcery?” Well, go light a few campfires to Crom and maybe you’ll find out.
Speaking of Crom…I’ve got to go read about everybody’s favorite cloth-clad action-adventure hero.
Until next time,
KB
Where Have You Been, You Haven’t Updated Your Blog Since That ‘Humanity’ Poem?
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I’ve been drinking with your mom. Don’t worry, I’ll give you all the juicy details and photos soon. Until then, enjoy some Uncle Cliffy.
Where the shit did this come from?
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What sulf’rous providence doth descry,
my love and hate, for humanity?
(C) 2008 Karl Edward Bradley III, Esq.
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